MEET THE GIRLS OF THE BUNNY HOLE!! |
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Meet Lauren Beatty, our leading lady and the Bunny Hole's resident nerd/virgin. Note the glasses and the hair pulled back. In typical 80's-90's cinema fashion, the hot girl doesn't realize she's hot. But, once the right guy breaks through that plain-Jane geeky outer crust, he'll find a bubbling cauldron of molten-lava sex custard.
In scientific terms, it's referred to as the
"Nympho-Pastry Effect".
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See how nerdly she is? She can't understand why her boyfriend wants to do her so bad, so she has to buy a BOOK called, "Psychology of the Horny Male**"!
**If there were such a book, I'm pretty sure it would be about 2 pages long with a bunch of diagrams. I'm imagining depictions of a cartoon penis in an engineer's hat and an explanation of how the man's body is the train, and the penis drives the train, and the testicles are... I don't know... baggage handlers or something. I didn't really think much beyond the penis dressed as an engineer, which just cracks me up...
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Fun Fact #1: Lauren is played by Rikki Brando, who's previous acting credits include "Bikini Carwash Company" and "Bikini Carwash Company 2"
Fun Fact #2: Her later acting credits include "acting like she was never in 'Bikini Carwash Company' and 'Bikini Carwash Company 2' "
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Meet Boopsie Underall. Conniving, catty, money-hungry, and uses her body to get her way. Just like every other woman!
Bwah-ha-hah! Ha ha....**
**please address your complaints about the blatant misogyny to dan@keytoons.com
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Fun Fact: Boopsie is played by Suzanne Ager who's sometimes credited as Amy Page.
Sad Fact: She is currently walking around with TWO washed-up, B-movie identities...
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Meet Amber Dextrous.
Loves: spirituality, crystals, sex in bathrooms, sex with strangers, sex in bathrooms with strangers, sex in brothels, sex with strangers in brothels.
Hates: The mysterious rashes she gets from time to time.
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Fun Fact: Amber is played by Monique Parent. Her other credits include a slew of soft-core sex film roles from 1991 to present day.
UN-fun fact: She has jaw trauma from faking so many orgasms for the past 20 years. Her doctor urges her to retire or else she's going to need to order her food pre-chewed... |
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(While engaging in some humptification in the restroom)
Amber:
I hope you don't think I do this with all the customers...um...um...
Customer:
Skippy.
Amber:
Why do they call you that?
Customer:
Because I'm thick, tasty, and I won't stick to the roof of your mouth...
ANOTHER
Amber:
I'm only doing this because you're so sensitive and spiritual...
Skippy:
Yeah, yeah... me too, me too...
Turn around and bend over.
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